If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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