i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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