Sponge bath it is.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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