Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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