the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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