I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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