these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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