I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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