You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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