Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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