brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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