she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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