i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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