Your tits are I can't wait for
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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