yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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