Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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