My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
