So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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