How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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