Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
