I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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