just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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