They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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