i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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