and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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