you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
We named our party play list daddy issues
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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