Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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