jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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