So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I have post one night stand depression
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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