if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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