that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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