Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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