I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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