So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It all started with a game of naked twister.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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