you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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