But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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