Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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