I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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