Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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