i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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