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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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