pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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