If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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