Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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