Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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