we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize