ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We're too hungover to prance.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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