i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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