why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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