You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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