Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You are a genius and a whore.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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