Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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